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09.06.2025 00:14
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
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Then came..
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Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
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